Well, this usually works. Usually folks freak at the loss of balance and catch themselves, not flop like a roll of carpet.

But that sure is a wholeass Jet landing right on top of him. He grunts loudly, trying and failing to remove the extra weight. Down they go, in to a heap on the ground. "The fuck- you dead?" His legs are free enough to kick uselessly as he squirms. There's one arm stuck under the mound of giant, but he's still got one free. Free to whap at Jet's back. "Get offa me, y'feel like a van."