A ferret the size of a toddler, pretty much. And one that doesn't even play fair at that. Who twists someone's ear, for fuck's sake?

Ghoul. Ghoul does.

He crows a triumphant HA! and hangs on, using Jet's poor ear to half-steer him around while the rest of him surges upwards, attacking like the toddler-ferret berserker that he is. Maybe he can flip Jet on to his back. Ghoul's got a whole grand plan- knock Jet over. Perch on his chest. Shit talk him while poking and pinching at his cheeks, because that's the best way to get under someone's skin, you know.

Wasn't this supposed to be legit sparring practice?

Hmmm. Nah.