♠ | OPEN MEME | TEXTING

[postictal]

texting meme

experiment. get funky. be tried and true. or just have fun whipping up some gen prompts. content warn for anything nasty but otherwise do whatever. top-level with texts for starters and tag out to other people's. fly with assumed cross-canon cr or toss some canon cr into some new and rocky situations. backtag forever. go hog wild.

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FL4K | borderlands 3

[megavore]

1. I apologize if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night. I was actually checking if you had a pulse.

2. At least one small human girl thought it was cool that I was covered in blood. Apparently, according to her mother, she would like to be a surgeon when she grows up.

3. I have decided that I will have no shame for the things I do not remember doing.

4. text them

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[forwearemany]

Though we have a circulatory system, we cannot have a pulse, as we do not possess a heart.

[megavore]

Was I checking you for weak points?

We may never know.

[forwearemany]

You wish to disable our manipulators?

(Their hands are a weak point, but losing them would hardly be crippling. Additionally, they were under the impression that they were allies.)

[megavore]

As I said. We may never know.

[They're going to be coy about it, Legion. Sorry.]

[forwearemany]

(It is possible that they are not serious, but Legion decides to "keep an eye out" anyway.)

...Acknowledged.

[megavore]

[What else're you gonna do? Vault Hunter gonna Vault Hunt ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ]

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[313_248_317_60]

At least you're limiting your defects.

[Marginally.]

[megavore]

I have no defects. I'm obviously the best.

[313_248_317_60]

Oh? Then why waste time with 'shame' at all?

[megavore]

I thought it obvious that I would not be.

[313_248_317_60]

Of course you did.

[megavore]

Is that all? Or did you have something more to say.