♠ | OPEN MEME | TEXTING

[postictal]

texting meme

experiment. get funky. be tried and true. or just have fun whipping up some gen prompts. content warn for anything nasty but otherwise do whatever. top-level with texts for starters and tag out to other people's. fly with assumed cross-canon cr or toss some canon cr into some new and rocky situations. backtag forever. go hog wild.

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FL4K | borderlands 3

[megavore]

1. I apologize if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night. I was actually checking if you had a pulse.

2. At least one small human girl thought it was cool that I was covered in blood. Apparently, according to her mother, she would like to be a surgeon when she grows up.

3. I have decided that I will have no shame for the things I do not remember doing.

4. text them

1

[forwearemany]

Though we have a circulatory system, we cannot have a pulse, as we do not possess a heart.

[megavore]

Was I checking you for weak points?

We may never know.

[forwearemany]

You wish to disable our manipulators?

(Their hands are a weak point, but losing them would hardly be crippling. Additionally, they were under the impression that they were allies.)

[megavore]

As I said. We may never know.

[They're going to be coy about it, Legion. Sorry.]

[forwearemany]

(It is possible that they are not serious, but Legion decides to "keep an eye out" anyway.)

...Acknowledged.

3

[313_248_317_60]

At least you're limiting your defects.

[Marginally.]

[megavore]

I have no defects. I'm obviously the best.

[313_248_317_60]

Oh? Then why waste time with 'shame' at all?

[megavore]

I thought it obvious that I would not be.

party poison | the true lives of the fabulous killjoys

[slaughtermatic]

1. if you can count on one hand the number of times you've actually truly nearly died this month then you're not really living yet.

2. he has a syndrome called asshole. flares up twenty four fuckin seven

3. im bleeding and i have questions

4. i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adults about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again

5. text them

jet star | the true lives of the fabulous killjoys

[trafficreport]

1. got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand. pretty sure i'll never be clean again.

2. think i'm in a crawl space.

3. got locked into the car today. might be wondering if that was a typo. it's not.

4. haven't answered yet. still figuring out the best way to say fuck no.

5. text him.

3

[itssobad]

so either your head's busted or the car is.

[trafficreport]

get me the keys or i break a window.

[itssobad]

you break it you buy it.

rescue wagon's on its way.

[Good thing he's actually got the keys on hand. If Ghoul had them last, there's no telling how long Jet would have had to bake in the car.]

[trafficreport]

better not be a real wagon.

iris amicitia | ffxv

[carrotkeeper]

1. I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf.

2. Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.

3. we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.

4. Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?

4

[trafficreport]

his name is missile launcher. don't scare him.

[carrotkeeper]

He scared me you know!

Nothing like waking up to something moving under your head. Why'd you put Missile Launcher here anyway?

[trafficreport]

wasn't my first choice.
my kid has a cat.

[So there weren't a lot of options.]

[carrotkeeper]

[There is just the longest ass pause before-]

Look, just warn me next time. If there is a next time. I mean, I need to keep it in a tank or a cage right? Can't just let it run around here. Missile Launder needs a place to call home too.

vaya | the true lives of the fabulous killjoys

[vayas]

1. excuse me i just made a hot pocket without burning down the nest i think i can do anything

2. i think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of bop it as a child

3. i ate cake in bed. felt great

4. its a draw you need to settle it in neon ghostslingers 8 and/or rock paper scissors the last of which he says is bullshit

5. text them

volleyball | steven universe

[chachkeen]

1. There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.

2. and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat

3. he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window

4. i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real

neo | rwby

[deceptionem]

1. i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.

2. You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.

3. You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.

4. Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.

mangetsu kohinata | granbelm

[blankdreams]

1. Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball

2. i woke up in a bed of pop tarts

3. I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds

4. Please don't give away my fajitas