postictal: (i hope something crawls up ur ass)
Tim W█████ ([personal profile] postictal) wrote in [community profile] spaalonebabuguuscooties2020-04-09 02:05 pm
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♠ | OPEN MEME | TEXTING



texting meme

experiment. get funky. be tried and true. or just have fun whipping up some gen prompts. content warn for anything nasty but otherwise do whatever.

top-level with texts for starters and tag out to other people's. fly with assumed cross-canon cr or toss some canon cr into some new and rocky situations. backtag forever. go hog wild.
carrotkeeper: <user name=livebites> (i don't need your trophies)

[personal profile] carrotkeeper 2020-04-10 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
He scared me you know!

Nothing like waking up to something moving under your head. Why'd you put Missile Launcher here anyway?
trafficreport: +girl (★ How to Properly Scream)

[personal profile] trafficreport 2020-04-10 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
wasn't my first choice.
my kid has a cat.


[So there weren't a lot of options.]
carrotkeeper: <user name=livebites> (there's no joy in salting someone)

[personal profile] carrotkeeper 2020-04-10 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
[There is just the longest ass pause before-]

Look, just warn me next time. If there is a next time. I mean, I need to keep it in a tank or a cage right? Can't just let it run around here. Missile Launder needs a place to call home too.
trafficreport: (★ the truth about multi-tasking)

[personal profile] trafficreport 2020-04-10 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
tank would be best.
i can deal with it.
didn't think you'd wake up that fast.
only supposed to be a short term thing.
carrotkeeper: <user name=livebites> (why don't I strap on my job helmet)

[personal profile] carrotkeeper 2020-04-10 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Not that easy to sleep on a moving pillow. Kinda didn't have a choice there.

But hey it can stay here until you find another catless place to put it up. Just bring the tank over and this can be his special home away from home. Like a vacation spot. Iris' mouse resort is officially in business.

*One mouse limit, exclusions apply
trafficreport: (★ when you are seized by anxiety)

[personal profile] trafficreport 2020-04-10 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
you sure.
can take it off your hands.


[Just...can't guarantee that Missile Launcher will survive that long with him.]
carrotkeeper: <user name=livebites> (local business owner and cat enthusiast)

[personal profile] carrotkeeper 2020-04-10 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
It's okay. Just don't forget to visit him sometime.
trafficreport: (★ How to Develop the Guts to Talk)

[personal profile] trafficreport 2020-04-10 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
seriously.
don't have to be ok with this.
carrotkeeper: <user name=livebites> (a starter car)

[personal profile] carrotkeeper 2020-04-13 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Too late. I'm already fine with it. Just bring over some food or something for it when you have a chance.
trafficreport: (★ terms and complicated jargon)

[personal profile] trafficreport 2020-04-13 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
this is temporary.
i'm relocating him soon.
carrotkeeper: <user name=livebites> (a starter car)

[personal profile] carrotkeeper 2020-04-13 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Well, wherever you put it next, make sure it's not under someone else's pillow again.
trafficreport: (★ Jet Lag Plane)

[personal profile] trafficreport 2020-04-13 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
not my fault.
kid thought it'd be a good spot.
carrotkeeper: <user name=livebites> (a transporter of gods)

[personal profile] carrotkeeper 2020-04-15 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah?

Guess it's hard to say no to a kid. Maybe you should decide where to put the mouse next time though.
trafficreport: +girl (★ discover the benefits of fresh parsley)

[personal profile] trafficreport 2020-04-15 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
she didn't want her cat to get it.
we'll look for a cage next time.